The most hysterical exchange happened at my bookclub this morning.
Friend picks up the phone and rings Delhi Bookshop
"Hello do you have water for Elephants ?"
Silence on the other side.
"Hello hello, yes hello have you got water for elephants?"
"Water for Elephants, no ma'am we do not have any water for elephants. Ma'am this is a bookshop."
Oh I am so sorry not actual water for elephants but the book Water for Elephants.
We were rolling with laughter.