Dear Family and Friends,
In anticipation of a horde of boys returning home this weekend I decided to go shopping early. So armed with my big shopping bags I set off for Woolies and the Greek Grocer. My eyes are bigger than my bags so I started the journey home with two overfilled bags. I lost half my weight in sweat which obscured my vision and I nearly had a catastrophic encounter with an old age pensioner on a motorised thingy.
So I have realised that my old woman bag days are over and I am writing to announce that I am officially now turning to the next dreaded step of old shopping trolley woman, following on in the tradition of millions of women around the world dragging them in front or behind them with no less an example then our inimitable granny who has a gigantic one.
An image of the dreaded trolley may be put up in the next few days so this is ample warning to avoid this site at all costs.
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