Lovers' tiff

They happen right here on my deck and I watch with some fascination and amusement. 

"What do you mean you ate all the sunflowers seeds you greedy thing? I am fed up of all this selfish behaviour. I am going to fly away on my own to a distant branch and don't you dare follow."

 "No, I am cross so don't you try and cosy up to me and pretend nothing is wrong."

"Oh come on, stop making such a song and a dance - its just a few sunflower seeds and frankly that woman is always around. All you have to do is squawk and she comes straight out with some more. "

"And anyway I love you and will happily cuddle you until you feel happier".